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kirinke God Perpetually Annoying Posts: 2,128	Political Comedy Jan 25, 2021 15:49:00 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kirinke on Jan 25, 2021 15:49:00 GMT That last one is cute.
	Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it's that quiet voice at the end of the day asking 'Is there room in your head for one more?'

evileeyore God Posts: 1,890	Political Comedy Jan 26, 2021 7:03:57 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by evileeyore on Jan 26, 2021 7:03:57 GMT
	... because I only had one radiation suit.

evileeyore God Posts: 1,890	Political Comedy Jan 27, 2021 8:12:23 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by evileeyore on Jan 27, 2021 8:12:23 GMT Subtle Bernie Sitting Meme...
	... because I only had one radiation suit.

mustrumridcully Full Member Posts: 149	Political Comedy Jan 27, 2021 13:32:30 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mustrumridcully on Jan 27, 2021 13:32:30 GMT Jan 26, 2021 7:03:57 GMT evileeyore said: Wait, she doesn't look 23 year old!

Devoid Senior Member Posts: 326	Political Comedy Feb 10, 2021 14:15:28 GMT evileeyore likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Devoid on Feb 10, 2021 14:15:28 GMT

3catcircus God Posts: 930	Political Comedy Feb 10, 2021 14:27:12 GMT via mobile evileeyore likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by 3catcircus on Feb 10, 2021 14:27:12 GMT Feb 10, 2021 14:15:28 GMT Devoid said: This wouldn't be so funny if it weren't so true.

kirinke God Perpetually Annoying Posts: 2,128	Political Comedy Feb 10, 2021 21:49:48 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kirinke on Feb 10, 2021 21:49:48 GMT The only reason why it's funny is because morons don't get how far and fast particles travel when propelled by coughing or sneezing.
	Last Edit: Feb 10, 2021 22:41:03 GMT by kirinke Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it's that quiet voice at the end of the day asking 'Is there room in your head for one more?'

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Political Comedy Feb 11, 2021 3:04:59 GMT

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4D Chess: Trump Destroys Incriminating Impeachment Evidence By Getting Himself Banned From Twitter

WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources on Capitol Hill, Democrats were backpedaling just minutes into the unprecedented second impeachment trial of former President Trump, appearing to have played right into his hands again.

When Jamie Raskin (D-MD), whipped out his phone on live television to present “smoking gun” evidence the former president had incited rioting, a coup, martial law, a department of white supremacy, and destruction of all democracy, only two words escaped the shocked democrat’s lips: “Account...suspended?”

“Got ‘em! Where’s your evidence now, losers?” The former president was quoted as saying, while fist-bumping members of his fifth or sixth crack legal team. “They never saw it coming. They never do. Sad. Hand me my sand wedge.”

According to sources, an infuriated Senator Schumer dialed Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey’s personal number to demand to know how he had allowed them to fall for Trump’s shrewd tactics again. However, Mr. Dorsey could not be reached; he was busy fielding phone calls from numerous other democratic lawmakers wanting to know the same thing.

This political maneuver by former President Trump demonstrated the foresight that defined his objective dominance as President the past four years. Remarking on the devastating blow to the Democrats attempting to convict him, Mr. Trump said, “I’m quite prescient, perhaps the prescient-est, maybe ever.”

... because I only had one radiation suit.

kirinke God Perpetually Annoying Posts: 2,128	Political Comedy Feb 11, 2021 8:09:01 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kirinke on Feb 11, 2021 8:09:01 GMT Banned does not mean deleted.
	Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it's that quiet voice at the end of the day asking 'Is there room in your head for one more?'

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Political Comedy Feb 12, 2021 4:38:55 GMT

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Feb 11, 2021 8:09:01 GMT kirinke said:

Banned does not mean deleted.

It's one thing to be ignorant, it's another to display it so proudly.

Hint, if your account is suspended all your tweets are removed from public display. So if the Impeachment rested on tweets (which it doesn't in any way) it would be scuppered until they could subpoena his account records. That's number one.

Number two, the article is satire... which means it's comedy, unlike every single thing you've ever posted in this, the humour thread.

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Political Comedy Feb 12, 2021 4:41:09 GMT

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Gina Carano Rehired By Disney After She Identifies As An Abusive Male Director

BURBANK, CA—Disney has apologized to Gina Carano and rehired her after she announced today that she identifies as a problematic, abusive, toxic male director.

"I'm not a Republican actress -- I'm actually a toxic, abusive, gaslighting director of many popular shows and films over the years," Carano said. "I am finally ready to come out of the closet and live my truth."

Disney's response was immediate, as the company profusely apologized and hired her back.

"We are so sorry to Ms. Carano for firing her -- we did not realize she was actually a sexually abusive male director trapped in a woman's body," said a Disney spokesperson. "We applaud her for coming to terms with her true identity and choosing to live her brave new life as a studio executive who does problematic things to women all the time without any repercussions."

Immediately after the announcement, she was rehired and put in charge of the entire Marvel franchise.

... because I only had one radiation suit.

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Political Comedy Feb 13, 2021 1:55:21 GMT via mobile evileeyore likes this

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I figure this is the best place for this observation, given the irony.

For all those on the left who ridiculed qanon believers, I find it hilarious that the Lincoln Project is flaming out because its founders are...

Wait for it...

Because they're pedophiles who were enabled and protected by powerful people.

kirinke God Perpetually Annoying Posts: 2,128	Political Comedy Feb 13, 2021 8:05:01 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kirinke on Feb 13, 2021 8:05:01 GMT They're also Republicans. Further irony.
	Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it's that quiet voice at the end of the day asking 'Is there room in your head for one more?'

Libtard Guest	Political Comedy Feb 16, 2021 21:02:38 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Libtard on Feb 16, 2021 21:02:38 GMT 30 Taliban blow themselves up in a bomb making class: www.nzherald.co.nz/world/30-taliban-militants-killed-in-explosion-during-bomb-making-class/DBKQCRGGYDC6PPNR5SMXBXHOSA/ LOL.

kirinke God Perpetually Annoying Posts: 2,128	Political Comedy Feb 16, 2021 22:52:09 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kirinke on Feb 16, 2021 22:52:09 GMT Ackmed the Dead Terrorist has some brothers in bones apparently.
	Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it's that quiet voice at the end of the day asking 'Is there room in your head for one more?'

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