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Post by evileeyore on Nov 29, 2019 2:10:55 GMT
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Post by Eldorian on Nov 29, 2019 6:02:31 GMT
Saw that one earlier today, was pretty funny.
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Post by mustrumridcully on Nov 29, 2019 14:37:21 GMT
Fox in the henhouse is a "thing" in the English language, but is there a well known children song about the fox that stole the goose/hen/chicken? (like this beautiful harmless German one: ruthe.de/cartoons/strip_2203.jpg) Child (Singing) "Fox you stole the hen." Fox: "She knows too much." |
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Post by evileeyore on Nov 29, 2019 16:04:47 GMT
For me the humor here was I started reading this as though sung by Till Lindemann... |
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Post by mustrumridcully on Nov 29, 2019 18:05:36 GMT
For me the humor here was I started reading this as though sung by Till Lindemann... The internet provides: a spoof, obviously. This one actually sounds even more like Rammstein IMO:
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Post by Eldorian on Dec 4, 2019 2:19:33 GMT
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in a tree near his house. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one.
"Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks.
"Boy," is the man's response.
"Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there", says the service guy. An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions: "Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's testicles off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on him."
The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?"
The service guy replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the Chihuahua."
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Post by Eldorian on Dec 4, 2019 2:28:15 GMT
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Post by evileeyore on Dec 5, 2019 4:50:45 GMT
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Post by Eldorian on Dec 6, 2019 17:33:18 GMT
Twitter brand managers are playing a double entendre game, get in before they're all fired and the tweets are deleted. Netflix started it. Best one so far:  |
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Post by evileeyore on Dec 12, 2019 5:55:09 GMT
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Post by evileeyore on Dec 12, 2019 5:56:22 GMT
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Post by Eldorian on Dec 13, 2019 0:46:35 GMT
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Post by evileeyore on Dec 13, 2019 2:56:34 GMT
It's the Achievement commenter that makes it worth the read. |
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Post by Eldorian on Dec 13, 2019 4:15:10 GMT
Putting my whole hand into my ex gf
Achievement Get : Master of Puppets
The one that made me LOL
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Post by evileeyore on Dec 14, 2019 0:29:41 GMT
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