This is my new headcanon:
And for another message board I came up with this diddy:
Delving with a dude most Barbaric,
A Knight, Thief, and a Cleric.
We met a dark lady, she made us nervous,
She charmed the Thief and gave me curses.
And she said:
"You have come to a land down under!
Where females rule and males blunder!
Can't you see, can't you see our wonder?
You better run or be torn asunder!"
Fighting alongside the Knight in platemail,
Laying about wildly with a big honkin flail.
I said, "Can you help with this spider?"
He just cried and fell stabbed by a drider.
And he sobbed:
"We came to a land down below,
Where spiders abound and poison does flow,
Why didn't we read the Fiend Folio?
You better just get, better just go!"
Hidin' in a room, labeled 6A,
Low on HP, it's now time to pray.
I said to my god, "What're you tryin' to tell me,
Because my options ain't very plenty?"
And he said, "Oh,
Y'all came to a land down under? (Ooh yeah yeah)
Where females rule and males blunder!
Don't you know, don't you know their Founder? (Ooh yeah yeah)
The whole dungeon is one big meat-grinder!"
