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kirinke God Perpetually Annoying Posts: 2,128	The Left Has Failed Us! Jul 18, 2019 1:04:57 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kirinke on Jul 18, 2019 1:04:57 GMT I heard the idiot got himself shot. I mean he tried to set fire to a building full of armed people. Can we say Darwin award recipient?
	Last Edit: Jul 18, 2019 1:07:10 GMT by kirinke Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it's that quiet voice at the end of the day asking 'Is there room in your head for one more?'

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The Left Has Failed Us! Jul 18, 2019 4:16:15 GMT

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Jul 18, 2019 1:04:57 GMT kirinke said:

I heard the idiot got himself shot. I mean he tried to set fire to a building full of armed people.

Can we say Darwin award recipient?

Not if you're on the Left. If you're on the Left you have to say "Hero of the People" or "First Martyr"...

... because I only had one radiation suit.

kirinke God Perpetually Annoying Posts: 2,128	The Left Has Failed Us! Jul 19, 2019 11:38:44 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kirinke on Jul 19, 2019 11:38:44 GMT I'm on the left and I think the guy was a moron.
	Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it's that quiet voice at the end of the day asking 'Is there room in your head for one more?'

evileeyore God Posts: 1,890	The Left Has Failed Us! Jul 19, 2019 22:06:43 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by evileeyore on Jul 19, 2019 22:06:43 GMT Jul 19, 2019 11:38:44 GMT kirinke said: I'm on the left and I think the guy was a moron. Is that because he failed, or because he aimed to set fire to a compound full of the people he claimed he was trying to save?
	... because I only had one radiation suit.

kirinke God Perpetually Annoying Posts: 2,128	The Left Has Failed Us! Jul 19, 2019 23:56:15 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kirinke on Jul 19, 2019 23:56:15 GMT For a variety of reasons. One, because he was trying to set fire to people he was trying to 'save', secondly, who the fuck tries to set fire to a building full of armed people with the authority to shoot your crazy ass?
	Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it's that quiet voice at the end of the day asking 'Is there room in your head for one more?'

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The Left Has Failed Us! Jul 20, 2019 0:33:08 GMT

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Jul 19, 2019 23:56:15 GMT kirinke said:

For a variety of reasons. One, because he was trying to set fire to people he was trying to 'save', secondly, who the fuck tries to set fire to a building full of armed people with the authority to shoot your crazy ass?

So, it would have been better if he attacked defenseless people? Less of a morn, then, yeah?

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The Left Has Failed Us! Jul 20, 2019 20:44:12 GMT

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You're talking about the alignment of the act. Both are quite evil. I was only focusing on the sheer stupidity of guy attacking a building full of armed individuals. By himself. He's also a lunatic for wanting to set fire to a building full of people he was trying to save.

Either way, he's dead. Good riddance.

Last Edit: Jul 21, 2019 14:51:56 GMT by kirinke

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evileeyore God Posts: 1,890	The Left Has Failed Us! Sept 6, 2019 5:27:11 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by evileeyore on Sept 6, 2019 5:27:11 GMT Nope, no echo chamber bias in our media masters, nothing to see here... I wonder how long before Rotten Tomatoes removes the Audience Score because it's so "anti-left" and "extremist centrist".
	... because I only had one radiation suit.

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The Left Has Failed Us! Sept 21, 2019 18:19:55 GMT

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Liberals Clarify Their Racism Is Actually Democratic Racism

WORLD—Liberals seem to have a problem as more Justin Trudeau blackface photos have surfaced. Meanwhile, Democratic politicians in America continue to say anti-semitic things.

In their defense, liberals have come out to clarify that their racism isn't the destructive kind condemned by most of humanity, but rather, it's a new improved form called "democratic racism."

"It's not racism---it's democratic racism," Justin Trudeau assured supporters as 78 new images surfaced of him in various shades of brown makeup. "It's totally different from regular racism, and to imply that our racism is the same as the bad kind of racism is ignorant."

To separate the new democratic racism from old, boring racism, liberals pointed out that their form is very popular, and that their base is willing to defend their racist actions and comments. "See, they voted for us, and no matter what crazy racist comments we make, they'll vote for us again," said Ilhan Omar. "Where regular racism is condemned by all, democratic racism is voted for by our supporters. So it's, like, democratic."

"Also, white men are bad."

Hah how true, how true. Nothing a liberal says can ever be wrong...

Last Edit: Sept 21, 2019 18:22:44 GMT by evileeyore: Before anyone jumps to Snopes to fact check this, yes, it's satire. Completely true satire, but satire...

... because I only had one radiation suit.

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The Left Has Failed Us! Sept 21, 2019 19:21:40 GMT evileeyore likes this

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Sept 21, 2019 18:19:55 GMT evileeyore said:

Liberals Clarify Their Racism Is Actually Democratic Racism

WORLD—Liberals seem to have a problem as more Justin Trudeau blackface photos have surfaced. Meanwhile, Democratic politicians in America continue to say anti-semitic things.

In their defense, liberals have come out to clarify that their racism isn't the destructive kind condemned by most of humanity, but rather, it's a new improved form called "democratic racism."

"It's not racism---it's democratic racism," Justin Trudeau assured supporters as 78 new images surfaced of him in various shades of brown makeup. "It's totally different from regular racism, and to imply that our racism is the same as the bad kind of racism is ignorant."

To separate the new democratic racism from old, boring racism, liberals pointed out that their form is very popular, and that their base is willing to defend their racist actions and comments. "See, they voted for us, and no matter what crazy racist comments we make, they'll vote for us again," said Ilhan Omar. "Where regular racism is condemned by all, democratic racism is voted for by our supporters. So it's, like, democratic."

"Also, white men are bad."

Hah how true, how true. Nothing a liberal says can ever be wrong...

It's eometimes creepy that the Bee has to be sooo hyperbolic in their satire just to clear the noise floor of reality.

evileeyore God Posts: 1,890	The Left Has Failed Us! Sept 22, 2019 22:41:58 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by evileeyore on Sept 22, 2019 22:41:58 GMT The hacker known as 4chan has played 4D chess! It was super effective!
	... because I only had one radiation suit.

kirinke God Perpetually Annoying Posts: 2,128	The Left Has Failed Us! Sept 23, 2019 2:26:30 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kirinke on Sept 23, 2019 2:26:30 GMT You do realize that the Liberals are up in arms over it right? Nah. It doesn't fit your narrative of liberals-bad.
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The Left Has Failed Us! Sept 23, 2019 2:50:06 GMT

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Sept 23, 2019 2:26:30 GMT kirinke said:

You do realize that the Liberals are up in arms over it right? Nah. It doesn't fit your narrative of liberals-bad.

"Up in arms" by which you mean "conflicted". The 'left' isn't really talking about it. The 'right' is talking about. Laughing mostly.

And of course you have no idea why.

... because I only had one radiation suit.

Ovinomancer Senior Member Racing the Apocalypse Posts: 353	The Left Has Failed Us! Sept 23, 2019 20:12:09 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ovinomancer on Sept 23, 2019 20:12:09 GMT Sept 23, 2019 2:26:30 GMT kirinke said: You do realize that the Liberals are up in arms over it right? Nah. It doesn't fit your narrative of liberals-bad. I'll bite. What, exactly, are they up in arms about?

kirinke God Perpetually Annoying Posts: 2,128	The Left Has Failed Us! Sept 25, 2019 0:15:10 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kirinke on Sept 25, 2019 0:15:10 GMT Have you actually read the news?
	Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it's that quiet voice at the end of the day asking 'Is there room in your head for one more?'

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